12

Tonight I Shall Die, I Ride So That It Will Kill Me

11

I Cannot Die Until I've Finished Writing Your Story

10

Reflect on Your Failure to Kill Me Properly

9

Turn Me Into a Lump of Ash

8

This Hole Stinks of Immortality

7

Will You Sentence me to Death Again?

6

Someone Who Wants to Be Eaten Has Come to the Castle

5

I am someone who wishes to die, not a corpse that’s already dead

4

Don't Kill Yourself

3

I'm Ready to Die Anytime

2

Shall I Tell You How It Feels to Sleep in a Coffin?

1

I Must Commit Double-Suicide!